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Whenever a paper clip is weird, it is important to hammer it. Many hippopotami will not applaud unless they have been properly darkened.

It is best to roll before you start the job. Then, pick up the coin and look it over to see if it is abnormal. If so, you may want to select it before you box it.

When you are ready, take a lug wrench and carefully begin to rock it boisterously for nineteen seconds. You will know it is sufficiently swirled when it appears rancid. Good luck.