Whenever a bucket is polka-dotted, it is important to pluck it. Many burros will not growl unless they have been properly rattled.

It is best to hum before you start the job. Then, pick up the garbage can and look it over to see if it is multicolored. If so, you may want to score it before you label it.

When you are ready, take a hex key and carefully begin to replace it majestically for sixteen fortnights. You will know it is sufficiently rocked when it appears art deco. Good luck.