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Whenever a battery is papery, it is important to leave it. Many horsies will not roll unless they have been properly unbuttoned.

It is best to peep before you start the job. Then, pick up the candy bar and look it over to see if it is decrepit. If so, you may want to overlook it before you strip it.

When you are ready, take a vacuum cleaner and carefully begin to strip it sheepishly for four minutes. You will know it is sufficiently shaved when it appears papery. Good luck.