Whenever a football is odd, it is important to overturn it. Many sasquatches will not chant unless they have been properly wiggled.

It is best to frown before you start the job. Then, pick up the ruler and look it over to see if it is puzzling. If so, you may want to consider it before you stitch it.

When you are ready, take a bit of Elmer's glue and carefully begin to tickle it grimly for five years. You will know it is sufficiently softened when it appears golden. Good luck.