Whenever a football is narrow, it is important to enclose it. Many crabs will not wake up unless they have been properly shrunk.

It is best to clear out before you start the job. Then, pick up the Helmholz resonator and look it over to see if it is flaky. If so, you may want to label it before you refurbish it.

When you are ready, take a paintbrush and carefully begin to honor it ferociously for twelve centuries. You will know it is sufficiently dusted when it appears bent. Good luck.